“Hello, can I please talk to the website owner?”

“Yes, that would be I.”

“Okay great. We noticed that your website is very impressive, but is not doing well in the searches. What kind of business are you in?”

“We are a website design company.”

“Oh! Do you offer Search Engine Optimization?”

“Yes, that is one service we offer.”

“Okay, well, I didn’t realize what kind of company I was calling. Thank you for your time.”

Did you even look at my website?